{"product_id":"the-hot-wife-hoodie","title":"Hot Wife Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the middle-aged men (any dad over 35) with a permanent frown mark, a bad attitude and a HOT wife. Enough said.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe kind of jumper made for a chilled night in, looking lost at the airport, yelling on the sideline at sport, hanging out with the boys or standing next to the bbq with tongs in hand acting like nobody else knows how to cook meat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing ‘DADDY’ across the front and ‘MIDDLE AGED MAN WITH A BAD ATTITUDE AND A HOT WIFE’ printed across the back… cause if he’s gonna be a grumpy middle aged man, he may as well remind people he's punching with his hot wife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hoodie is intentionally distressed for that worn- in look. Ben is wearing a size XL in the pics which was too snug for his HUGE biceps. It fit him more like a Large, so we decided to size up. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe sized up to 2XL which fits like a comfy XL. One Size only.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep in mind, Ben is biohacking and trains upper body 84x a week- his sizing is for reference.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColour way: Washed blue with White font\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Behind the Laundry Door","offers":[{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47397139742908,"sku":null,"price":149.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0251\/4750\/6739\/files\/50AD4DAD-60AA-4E0B-AE9C-6830DFD8ECBD.jpg?v=1788326306","url":"https:\/\/behindthelaundrydoor.com\/products\/the-hot-wife-hoodie","provider":"Behind the Laundry Door","version":"1.0","type":"link"}