Daddy’s Dog Chain
Daddy’s in the dog house… again. So we put a chain on him.
A dog tag turned bottle opener, cause if he’s gonna be in the dog house again he may as well crack a cold one while he’s in there.
It’s the perfect accessory for dads, husbands, mates, daddies-to-be or repeat offenders. Wear it out, take it camping, or keep it in your tool box. Anywhere a beer needs opening, Daddy’s got the tag for it.
ABOUT THE PRODUCT
Dog Tag Bottle Opener
Material: Silver coloured metal alloy
Ball chain length: Approx 61cm (24 inch)
Hanging length when worn: Approx 30.5cm plus the tag
Please note: This is a novelty accessory and bottle opener, not fine jewellery.
Returns
Every order will be checked over and packed with love, probably during nap time and surrounded by a messy kitchen and kids at our feet. Please choose your size carefully and avoid returns where possible- it takes us way tooo long to make it to the post office on a good day. Of course if your item is faulty or incorrect, we’ll make it right.
Shipping
We'll get your order packed up and on its way as quickly as we can, usually between school drop-offs, snack requests, and reheating the same cup of coffee for the third time.
Once your parcel leaves our hands, it's in the care of Australia Post, so delivery times are out of our control. You'll receive tracking details as soon as your order is on its way.
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. We can't be held responsible for parcels sent to the wrong address because someone was ordering one-handed while holding a toddler (we've all been there).
Thanks for supporting our little family business. Every order genuinely makes our day, and we can't wait for your merch to arrive.
Sizing
Our merch is a lot like us, a little rough around the edges,slightly inappropriate, and definitely not perfect. It's a small drop, designed by a tired mum once her kids are put to bed and modelled by a well slept dad (according to his whoop). We are learning as we go, so expect character- not perfection. Wear it, wash it, spill something on it, and add to the never-ending piles of laundry.
