Hot Wife Hoodie
For the middle-aged men (any dad over 35) with a permanent frown mark, a bad attitude and a HOT wife. Enough said.
The kind of jumper made for a chilled night in, looking lost at the airport, yelling on the sideline at sport, hanging out with the boys or standing next to the bbq with tongs in hand acting like nobody else knows how to cook meat.
Featuring ‘DADDY’ across the front and ‘MIDDLE AGED MAN WITH A BAD ATTITUDE AND A HOT WIFE’ printed across the back… cause if he’s gonna be a grumpy middle aged man, he may as well remind people he's punching with his hot wife.
This hoodie is intentionally distressed for that worn- in look. Ben is wearing a size XL in the pics which was too snug for his HUGE biceps. It fit him more like a Large, so we decided to size up.
We sized up to 2XL which fits like a comfy XL. One Size only.
Keep in mind, Ben is biohacking and trains upper body 84x a week- his sizing is for reference.
Colour way: Washed blue with White font
100% Cotton
Returns
Every order will be checked over and packed with love, probably during nap time and surrounded by a messy kitchen and kids at our feet. Please choose your size carefully and avoid returns where possible- it takes us way tooo long to make it to the post office on a good day. Of course if your item is faulty or incorrect, we’ll make it right.
Shipping
We'll get your order packed up and on its way as quickly as we can, usually between school drop-offs, snack requests, and reheating the same cup of coffee for the third time.
Once your parcel leaves our hands, it's in the care of Australia Post, so delivery times are out of our control. You'll receive tracking details as soon as your order is on its way.
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. We can't be held responsible for parcels sent to the wrong address because someone was ordering one-handed while holding a toddler (we've all been there).
Thanks for supporting our little family business. Every order genuinely makes our day, and we can't wait for your merch to arrive.
Sizing
Our merch is a lot like us, a little rough around the edges,slightly inappropriate, and definitely not perfect. It's a small drop, designed by a tired mum once her kids are put to bed and modelled by a well slept dad (according to his whoop). We are learning as we go, so expect character- not perfection. Wear it, wash it, spill something on it, and add to the never-ending piles of laundry.
