Retired Party Boy Trucker
The glory days aren’t over…they just look more like a working bee at the school on a Sunday morning.
Made for the men who can still go on a bender like the good old days… although these days, pulling an all-nighter usually involves a newborn, a toddler who refuses to stay in their own bed, or a wife who needs her sleep.
A classic five-panel OTTO trucker hat made for everyday wear. Footy, beers with the boys, daycare pick-ups or a casual Sunday lunch with the in-laws.. the list goes on.
Featuring ‘Retired Party Boy’ printed across the front in Black font, with an adjustable snapback closure, breathable mesh panels and an olive green and black two-tone colourway.
The perfect trucker hat for the men who enjoy retelling that same story for the 40th time from that one night he had back in 2004.
Returns
Every order will be checked over and packed with love, probably during nap time and surrounded by a messy kitchen and kids at our feet. Please choose your size carefully and avoid returns where possible- it takes us way tooo long to make it to the post office on a good day. Of course if your item is faulty or incorrect, we’ll make it right.
Shipping
We'll get your order packed up and on its way as quickly as we can, usually between school drop-offs, snack requests, and reheating the same cup of coffee for the third time.
Once your parcel leaves our hands, it's in the care of Australia Post, so delivery times are out of our control. You'll receive tracking details as soon as your order is on its way.
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. We can't be held responsible for parcels sent to the wrong address because someone was ordering one-handed while holding a toddler (we've all been there).
Thanks for supporting our little family business. Every order genuinely makes our day, and we can't wait for your merch to arrive.
Sizing
Our merch is a lot like us, a little rough around the edges,slightly inappropriate, and definitely not perfect. It's a small drop, designed by a tired mum once her kids are put to bed and modelled by a well slept dad (according to his whoop). We are learning as we go, so expect character- not perfection. Wear it, wash it, spill something on it, and add to the never-ending piles of laundry.
