Internal Dialogue trucker
For the mothers who LOVE their children more than life itself….but also..
Let me go to the toilet in peace. 5 minutes, that’s all I ask. Stop asking me for a snack plate. And no offence, that trick wasn't worth interrupting my conversation for. Oh and while I’m here, I hate going to parks. I do it for you…go play, run free, make friends but please don't make me push you on the swing.
If you have the same internal dialogue as me, THIS trucker hat is for you.
It's made for the school drop-offs, coffee runs, catching up with your girlfriends, sideline sport or standing at the park wondering how much longer you’re legally required to push your child on a swing before you’re deemed a bad mum.
A classic five-panel OTTO trucker hat made for everyday wear, ft. our slightly unhinged ‘Mother Trucker’ design printed across the front. The font is slightly faded and lived in so the Karens won’t be able to read it unless they’re in your face judging you for your child having a meltdown. It has an adjustable snapback closure, breathable mesh panels and a pink-on-pink colourway.
The perfect hat for looking like you have your life together…even if you’ve spent the morning breaking up fights, dealing with tantrums or fantasising about a 4 week silent retreat in a place with no reception.
Returns
Every order will be checked over and packed with love, probably during nap time and surrounded by a messy kitchen and kids at our feet. Please choose your size carefully and avoid returns where possible- it takes us way tooo long to make it to the post office on a good day. Of course if your item is faulty or incorrect, we’ll make it right.
Shipping
We'll get your order packed up and on its way as quickly as we can, usually between school drop-offs, snack requests, and reheating the same cup of coffee for the third time.
Once your parcel leaves our hands, it's in the care of Australia Post, so delivery times are out of our control. You'll receive tracking details as soon as your order is on its way.
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. We can't be held responsible for parcels sent to the wrong address because someone was ordering one-handed while holding a toddler (we've all been there).
Thanks for supporting our little family business. Every order genuinely makes our day, and we can't wait for your merch to arrive.
Sizing
Our merch is a lot like us, a little rough around the edges,slightly inappropriate, and definitely not perfect. It's a small drop, designed by a tired mum once her kids are put to bed and modelled by a well slept dad (according to his whoop). We are learning as we go, so expect character- not perfection. Wear it, wash it, spill something on it, and add to the never-ending piles of laundry.
